My girlfriend tends not to bite my amazing penis shaped penis.

What exactly was Mohin Miah searching ebay for to find this particular gem?

And can Golden Palace casino write its name safely on the crisp?

What flavour is it ?

It's bound to be either Salt & Vinegar, or Cheese & Onion. Hopefully not Prawn Cocktail. Unlikely to be Beef flavoured, but I suspect there's potential for Pork of some kind..

Need to know before bidding begins in earnest !

 ?????

you have to laugh!

But I worry about the mental anguish this will do to men with a penis the shape of a crisp.

So this is where all the hits have come from! cheers for printing it!

I was searching for penises, obviously......

(Linked to it by a 'friend'... of course *ahem*)

I shouldn't bother. Like all penises, it'll eventually go soft & limp....

It's three inches and he thinks that will bestow something good to the owner? Now if it had been twelve inches maybe he would have gotten some action. If it's so lucky, why didn't he keep it?

.... A tiddler to be exact.