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Here's a top tip for those of you thinking of sending battery-operated sex toys via the Royal Mail: take out the power source before popping the package in the post, or you might enjoy a more explosive climax than anticipated. This piece of advice comes via the BBC, which reports that Post Office staff in Hasland, Chesterfield …

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Arf.

The best bang since the big one. Badoom-tsh!

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bombs

everyone knows all bombs make suspicious noises....er...did they drug test the post office staff ? :)

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Anonymous Coward

so did they...

... take note of the address before blowing it up? will they be sending a new vibrator and chocolate buttons along with an apology? or will they just say it got lost in the mail?

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Re: So did they...

...or did they. more likely, make a note of the sender's address so that they could charge them with wasting police time, attempted terrorism, disturbing the peace and any other jumped-up charges they could think of?

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Never mind that ....

Forget about charges of wasting police time or whatever, what the hell are they going to write on the Post Office compensation claim form? :-)

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Buzz bombs

This is as bad as the Aqua Teen Hunger Force scare. What kind of bomb takes the form of a blinking illuminated picture of an alien giving the finger? What bomb maker would alert potential victims by making a vibrating package? My only conclusion can be that many people are very dumb.

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Remember when it used to be...

...batteries NOT included. Maybe there was a reason for that.

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If they weren't on drugs ...

>> everyone knows all bombs make suspicious noises....er...did they drug test the post office staff ? :)

... I can only imagine it must have been addressed to the DVLA to make them so suspicious - probably someone trying to bribe the girls (or boys) in Swansea.

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