Back to the articleMr Johnson won't be impressed.... #
Posted Tuesday 22nd May 2007 18:13 GMT
The article neglects to mention whether or not the glasses were 'national elf' specs....
Anyone?
Magical elf jailed for lifting women's knickers
Pay cut #
Posted Tuesday 22nd May 2007 20:20 GMT
Even if he got away with it, there's no way his Johnson would have paid the full price, you know that, he made the news after all.
Whats next? #
Posted Wednesday 23rd May 2007 01:42 GMT
Clearly Violent Video games have had their day. Good old human imagination is next on the chopping block, clearly.
I got you Reme, I'm not sure is this is a good thing or not :)
doh! #
Posted Wednesday 23rd May 2007 09:21 GMT
Should have used the "Magical Boots of Escaping"...
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-3670058119017582741
Underpants gnomes #
Posted Wednesday 23rd May 2007 09:21 GMT
Stage 1, steal underpants, Stage 2, ...., Stage 3, Profit!
Robbery at knifepoint ? He deserves what he got #
Posted Wednesday 23rd May 2007 11:04 GMT
Even if he does sound a bit "Care in the community"....
Good Judgery #
Posted Wednesday 23rd May 2007 12:08 GMT
Bet the crims feel unhappy at the prospect of being Lynch(ed)
Two years for stealing knickers....and yet only a fine for common assault.
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