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It's official: by overwhelming popular demand, Norman Tebbit will replace Elijah Wood as Iggy Pop in forthcoming biopic The Passenger. Our artist's impression of how Norman Pop might look To recap, we last week ran a poll to decide a suitable alternative to the Hobbit taking the lead in the $8m project, slated for release in …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Nothing to do with the Tories...

    I voted for Norman Tebbit and I'm a socialist. I just thought he was the best man for the job - he epitomises that dark and brooding ego.

    As for tracking IP addresses, as my ISP gives me a IP new address every time I reconnect to the internet, it wouldn't be difficult to write a little bit of code to register multiple votes (although, of course, I didn't!).

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  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    ARRRRGGGGGGHHHH...

    MY EYES!!!

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  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Male toplessness

    After "Rocky Balboa" and the new trailer for "John Rambo", I have come to the conclusion that toplessness is the new trend amongst sixty-something men. The Register should have more post-lunchtime coverage of men who are naked from the waist up, with bulging veins etc.

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  4. Dillon Pyron

    Male toplessness?

    Maybe some young "hunk", but Stallone or Iggy? Post lunch? I might as well not eat, since I'll just be seeing it again.

    Ashley, you owe me a keyboard.

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  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Sign this petition

    http://www.petitiononline.com/iggypop/petition.html

    I dont want Wood to play Iggy. If you dont either sign the petition. Enough sigs and the petition will get sent to the appropriate people!

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  6. Anonymous Coward
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    ERRR!

    Elijah can so play this role! HE IS AMAZING!!!

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