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Government clears road for human hybrid embryos

John Latham

Too restrictive 

I would like my future offspring to enter politics, but I don't think 0.1% weasel is going to be enough.

Brian Hall

Man and Superchimp 

I want retroactive chimerical therapy; an infusion of chimp muscles would be just the thing to let me take care of certain problem individuals ...

Mac McGuire

Human/sheep cloning 

There's no need for scientists to begin experiments on human/animal cloning. All they need to do is go to Wales, a nation famed for sheep shagging, collect a random sample of lambs and check their DNA.

Tom Cooke

Well, they finally did it 

"Illegal" to implant these embryos in the womb? Exactly how is this law going to be be enforced. Read Robert Heinlein's "Friday" if you want to find out where this will take us............

Anonymous Coward

Re: Man and Superchimp 

hmmm sure you aren't just after an excuse to fling feces at people you don't like? :p