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Hard-core gangland types locked up in a maximum security Irish prison appear to have enlisted an innocent budgie smuggled snuggled in a woman visitor's, er, internal bits. According to a report on breakingnews.ie, the small live parrot was found during a routine search for smuggled goods carried out by officers at Portlaoise …

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JP

Ambiguous but...

I'm assuming that all those items weren't found in the same search?

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Anonymous Coward

One budgie AND....

"eight mobile phones, three sim cards, some home made booze, 150 tablets and 30 syringes"

Quite a "big" girl then?

ECHO, Echo, echo

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Yep

They were all found in the same search.

Of the prison.

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Doing Bird...

Surprised you missed that one El Reg...!

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cor

Wot? No Davy lamp?

She was only a coal miner's daughter, but there was plenty of slack in her knickers.

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cor

No room for a ....

...stool pigeon?

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cor

Did they ...

... check her bra for a blue tit?

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The Great Escape

Maybe they wanted a budgie to serve in place of the canary beloved of miners of old. I suggest an immediate ground-penetrating radar search in order to locate the tunnel they're digging.

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don't you recognise a parrot joke when you see one ..

Don't you recognise a parrot joke when you see one. Especially after the last report from the same source ..

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jailbird

hehe, this gives new meaning to the term jailbird

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Anonymous Coward

The bird was into birds then?

That 'bout sums it up

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Anonymous Coward

that's a real jailbird..

..and i bet it sings like a canary, before winging it....

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My 2 cents...

Budgies can fly right? I assume the prison has an open-air area...

Filthy minds push other thoughts aside.

hehehehehe

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Anonymous Coward

if she is....

...shagging a bird does that make her a lesbian?

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Wait until Christmas

Wait until Christmas, she may try to smuggle a turkey in then....

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Tim

Was she definitely smuggling?

Perhaps it was just an exercise in personal amusement.

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Anonymous Coward

Well.......

I heard she's had a cockatoo in there as well ..........

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Anonymous Coward

Tweety Pie

What would Tweety Pie say ....

.... I Taut I Taw A Puddy Twat

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Well...

This news item is dead. It's pushing up the daisies etc. etc.

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RE: Wot? No Davy lamp?

I was gonna say... if they did a really thorough search, they'd probably find the rest of the mining team

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A Budgie? Really?

Are they sure it wasn't a fish hawk?

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All that contraband was smuggled in, eh?

Who would have thought that Paris Hilton knows someone in an Irish prison?

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It gets much, much worse.

They also found a contraband plasma TV in one major criminal's cell. Omigod, are we dealing with a whale here?

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