Hard-core gangland types locked up in a maximum security Irish prison appear to have enlisted an innocent budgie smuggled snuggled in a woman visitor's, er, internal bits. According to a report on breakingnews.ie, the small live parrot was found during a routine search for smuggled goods carried out by officers at Portlaoise …
I'm assuming that all those items weren't found in the same search?
One budgie AND....
"eight mobile phones, three sim cards, some home made booze, 150 tablets and 30 syringes"
Quite a "big" girl then?
ECHO, Echo, echo
They were all found in the same search.
Of the prison.
Surprised you missed that one El Reg...!
Wot? No Davy lamp?
She was only a coal miner's daughter, but there was plenty of slack in her knickers.
No room for a ....
Did they ...
... check her bra for a blue tit?
The Great Escape
Maybe they wanted a budgie to serve in place of the canary beloved of miners of old. I suggest an immediate ground-penetrating radar search in order to locate the tunnel they're digging.
don't you recognise a parrot joke when you see one ..
Don't you recognise a parrot joke when you see one. Especially after the last report from the same source ..
hehe, this gives new meaning to the term jailbird
The bird was into birds then?
That 'bout sums it up
that's a real jailbird..
..and i bet it sings like a canary, before winging it....
My 2 cents...
Budgies can fly right? I assume the prison has an open-air area...
Filthy minds push other thoughts aside.
if she is....
...shagging a bird does that make her a lesbian?
Wait until Christmas
Wait until Christmas, she may try to smuggle a turkey in then....
Was she definitely smuggling?
Perhaps it was just an exercise in personal amusement.
I heard she's had a cockatoo in there as well ..........
What would Tweety Pie say ....
.... I Taut I Taw A Puddy Twat
This news item is dead. It's pushing up the daisies etc. etc.
RE: Wot? No Davy lamp?
I was gonna say... if they did a really thorough search, they'd probably find the rest of the mining team
A Budgie? Really?
Are they sure it wasn't a fish hawk?
All that contraband was smuggled in, eh?
Who would have thought that Paris Hilton knows someone in an Irish prison?
It gets much, much worse.
They also found a contraband plasma TV in one major criminal's cell. Omigod, are we dealing with a whale here?
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