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Sudanese goat wife pops her hooves

Greg Nelson

I Suspect Foul Play 

It seems obvious to me Mr Tombe wasn't about to pay support for a kid not his own. The situation was probably further aggravated by Rose Tombe's infidelity, but perhaps she mistook Mr. Tombe's offer to wear horns in the bedroom.

Hedley Phillips

It's always the kids that suffer 

Every time a marriage breaks down,

it is always the kids that suffer.

Anonymous Coward

Kebab anyone...? 

...though it's probably a good idea to skip the 'mayonnaise'.

Dan

"Mayonnaise" 

ROFL Thats it, tea went all over the laptop at the mention of mayonnaise =D

bws

Fowl play? 

You mean he was having an orgy with the chickens too?