Sudanese goat wife pops her hooves
The caprine wife of a Sudanese goat molester has died suddenly after more than a year of marriage, the BBC reports. Mrs Tombe, née Rose, got hitched in a shotgun wedding ceremony after her future husband was caught indulging in pre-marital sexual relations with the animal. Her owner, Mr Alifi, "described how he heard a noise …
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I Suspect Foul Play
It seems obvious to me Mr Tombe wasn't about to pay support for a kid not his own. The situation was probably further aggravated by Rose Tombe's infidelity, but perhaps she mistook Mr. Tombe's offer to wear horns in the bedroom.
It's always the kids that suffer
Every time a marriage breaks down,
it is always the kids that suffer.
Kebab anyone...?
...though it's probably a good idea to skip the 'mayonnaise'.
"Mayonnaise"
ROFL Thats it, tea went all over the laptop at the mention of mayonnaise =D
Fowl play?
You mean he was having an orgy with the chickens too?
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