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The caprine wife of a Sudanese goat molester has died suddenly after more than a year of marriage, the BBC reports. Mrs Tombe, née Rose, got hitched in a shotgun wedding ceremony after her future husband was caught indulging in pre-marital sexual relations with the animal. Her owner, Mr Alifi, "described how he heard a noise …

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I Suspect Foul Play

It seems obvious to me Mr Tombe wasn't about to pay support for a kid not his own. The situation was probably further aggravated by Rose Tombe's infidelity, but perhaps she mistook Mr. Tombe's offer to wear horns in the bedroom.

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It's always the kids that suffer

Every time a marriage breaks down,

it is always the kids that suffer.

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Anonymous Coward

Kebab anyone...?

...though it's probably a good idea to skip the 'mayonnaise'.

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Dan

"Mayonnaise"

ROFL Thats it, tea went all over the laptop at the mention of mayonnaise =D

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Anonymous Coward

Fowl play?

You mean he was having an orgy with the chickens too?

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