If I give her another tenner for the Olympics will she p*** off ?

"what a member of the government of a nation at war is spending her time thinking about"

The minister for Culture, Media, and Sport? Come on. The governments of all participants found plenty of time for damn silly stuff during the Great Patriotic War, little of which hindered the war efforts as much as some of the serious work.

At least she isn't wasting time worrying about small things (like the totally un-noteworthy figure of 340,000 quid or jettisoned spouses)

Arrange the following into an appropiate sentance

gravy, space, serving, train, waste, self, totally, of, riding, is, who

She makes the northern ireland assembly members look like useful members of society

Hmmm, how long will this entry stay up for ?