There's nothing I crave more, on a hot summer day, with sweat rolling off my brow, than a nice, cold Cock-a-Cola.

Or Diet Cock? Or what about pop-your-Cherry Cock?

I'll stop now.

Go on, what was the picture shown below the title 'Shot of the day' - I'm to scared to go to the fifa site as I'm at work.

Image name changed to http://www.fifa.com/imagesnew/en/fifa_ranking_coke.jpg