Brill cream and the faint wiff of Ozone you get from Nylon Suits from Topman.

Of course for the younger, hipper scent you need to change Brill Cream for Cliniq Hair Gel and Old spice for a mix of CK1 and Lynx.

With cufflinks from Next, of course

Am I the only one, who after reading 'A whiff of secretary', read the next line as Ginsters panties?

Now there's a marketing niche...

Yes, you are the only one. You have a mind like a Welsh railway: one track and filthy.

And you probably think that is a compliment.