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'Artificial snot' enhances electronic nose

Tony

Oh just great 

How far away is an artificial finger to remove the artificial boogers?

Jason Togneri

Sniff this 

I don't laugh - if it can make a CO2 detector more sensitive, I'll sleep more soundly. I wouldn't want a more sensitive smoke detector though, I have enough trouble when I make toast as it is.

Anonymous Coward

Just wondering 

Does it run the Pick operating system?

Edward Fingleton

Re: CO2 detector 

Jason i think you might be meaning a CO (Carbon-MONoxide) detector

bws

OH MY GOD!!! 

The puns and pithy smart-ass comments are coming to mind so fast that my head is about ready to explode!

We're talking about next generation "booger eatin' moron jokes!

Oh the pain!!! the pain!!! I can't take it anymore... too funny!

Ash

umm... 

"How far away is an artificial finger to remove the artificial boogers?"

i don't think that'll happen, as everyone knows your CPU would fall out.

But, if they did, would it be eating or recycling..?

Anonymous Coward

ROTM Anyone? 

Be warned this so the Lizard Alliances cyberdyson army can sniff out the remains of Humanity more efficiently!

Diligent NRA Member.