Well, let's hope he doesn't leave TOO much of a carbon footprint when he gets electrocuted/blown up/incinerated/hit by a meteor/has a tree fall on him/expires from hyperthermia due to global warming/etc...

"Hello Cleveland!!"

Is it just me who finds it more than a little ironic that this article should be surrounded by adverts for the Toyota Lard Cruiser?

Mr Larrington

but at £55 a ticket and Spinal Tap being the only band that I'm interested in, I don't think I'll bother