We're not sure if "Japan's leading toilet manufacturer" Toto builds city centre cyberloos for the UK market, but its domestic products have evidently fallen under the control of the Lizard Alliance. According to the BBC, the company is offering free repairs to no less than 180,000 Z-series bogs after some of them spontaneously …
It would certainly be one of the easiest wasy of detroying the male side of the gene pool (as anyone who's ever had a lid drop on them whilst relieving themselves will know).
How I would have loved to be the insurance agent that took that call!
So, analog still has a place in a digital world?
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