A brawl at a Cyprus convent has resulted in two people being stabbed and two cuffed, Reuters reports. The unseemly scuffle - in which "priests and nuns were involved" - broke out last night at the Metamorphosis tou Sotiros convent, south east of Nicosia. According to police, it was provoked by "a power struggle between rival …
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