Officials at the US Department of Homeland Security (DHS) hope to upgrade America's defences against smuggled nuclear weapons or materials in the near future, after successful tests at the New York container terminal. Vayl Oxford, chief of the DHS Domestic Nuclear Detection Office, told reporters that trials had gone well. …
Would that be...
...Schroedinger's cat litter???
More DHS BS
More false security fed to the public. What you don't know CAN hurt you!
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