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ESA wants to send you to Mars*

Ian Ferguson

Cameras and Channel 4 

I assume the place will be filled with cameras, microphones and one-way mirrors for 'monitoring'. What's the betting the feed will be licensed to Endemol and sponsored by a mobile phone brand... perhaps they should go the whole nine yards and nominate Z-list celebrities instead of the great unwashed.

Anonymous Coward

500 days ! 

500 days, and no nookie.

I wont be going 2 mars then :|

Richard Rowlands

Big Brother 

Will we get the opportunity to phone and vote someone to go out of the airlock each week?