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Fifty foot Michael Jackson robot to stalk Vegas

Joel

Eye beams? 

Posted Friday 30th March 2007 15:56 GMT

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b202/imfletcher/robojacko.jpg

On another note... is this again not just a premature April fools joke? If not.. I pity the young of Las Vegas.

Anonymous Coward

Wrong solution... 

Posted Friday 30th March 2007 16:03 GMT

"Have no fear though. El Reg's technical experts are working on a possible solution, which will probably involve a 50 foot genetically-enhanced pair of blond groupie twins."

Um, this is Michael Jackson remember...

Mike Richards

I knew Kevin Warwick had been too quiet 

Posted Friday 30th March 2007 16:58 GMT

like other faded British stars, he's upped sticks and gone to Vegas.

David Frank

Yes I gree it is MJ 

Posted Friday 30th March 2007 21:17 GMT

"Have no fear though. El Reg's technical experts are working on a possible solution, which will probably involve a 50 foot genetically-enhanced pair of blond groupie twins."

May I ask the simulated age and sex of the blond groupie twins?

Player_16

Jessica Simpson & Ashlee Simpson 

Posted Saturday 31st March 2007 08:05 GMT

I think 'The Reg' is referring to these two. I'm not that hip to the star thing. (Even had to Google 'blond twin groupie' to make sense of this.)

Nordrick Framelhammer

A blonde twin diversion for Wacko? 

Posted Saturday 31st March 2007 08:05 GMT

The only way that would work is if they were white, male and aged around 10 years old.

Tom Watson

Don't they have this already in Nevada? 

Posted Tuesday 3rd April 2007 02:06 GMT

I thought it was called "Burning Man". I understand it is quite the festival.

Karl Lattimer

Four words spring to mind 

Posted Tuesday 3rd April 2007 18:58 GMT

South

Park

Barbara

Streisand

Megastreisand, Megastreisand ... I'm sure you remember the tune...