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Toadzilla conquers world's media

It's always been an ambition of mine to write headlines for UK tabloid The Sun, and I'm delighted to report today that this long-held wish has finally been granted. Compare and contrast our "Oz vigilantes capture Toadzilla" with "Toadzilla: Giant toad captured". For shame. And in case you think it's just The Sun who …

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Anonymous Coward
Anonymous Coward

Toadzuki

Can the smaller Toadzuki call Toadzilla from immense distances away to come hopping from the sugar plantations to come to his nephew's assistance?

I foresee a cheaply produced Australian cane toad-themed cartoon.

It was the Reg wot won it.

Colin Jackson

Meh

You might all consider being a tad less self-referential and into yourselves.

Robert Richardson

Reg RULZ

Hell, I have died laughing over the years at the prolly alcohol fuelled headline writing at The Reg. In like 2001, John and Andrew saved my ass when I posted a "Flame of the Week", which was traced to me to a State of Florida, unhappily, but I had zeroed out my hard drive at work so the govment idiots couldn't prove shite. I got lucky; they knew I did it, The Reg refused to confirm I did it to the State of Florida (otherwise known as the "Alzheimer's State") and I got off scot-free. I quit a month later to take a 6 figure job since apparently everyone doesn't know how to zero hard drives and cover all tracks. LOL. The funny part was the headline and the attribution of my drunken writing to none other than "W", but the Reg said it could have been "Jeb" since it came from Florida. Thanks John and Andrew, it has been a few years and please bring back "Flame of the Week" and give us a fooken T-Shirt.

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