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easyJet.com files elderly passengers under 'livestock'

Dillon Pyron

Soutwest 

Southwest Airlines says they don't permit any animals onboard. However, on many occasions I've heard more than on few moo's and even one baa while boarding.

Thomas Cardy

She is not the only one... 

Searching for "Livestock" nets you 148 results, Including "Does easyJet carry wheelchairs?" and "Are babies allowed to fly?".

Karl Lattimer

Well its better than... 

Dead stock... That old bird that popped it on a BA flight wouldn't have had any available assistance.

Mark_T

It's better that you don't know... 

Having spent a little time up at the pointy end myself, doing a bit of cloud worrying, I can also report that Seat Ballast is also referred to as "Self-Loading Cargo."

Anonymous Coward

Livestock? 

While I agree that passengers are treated no better than livestock, I am fairly confident that livestock is not sent by air. Unless you count sheeple.