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Tinfoil bag blaggers lift women's panties

Mark Ford

Booster bags are old hat 

Booster bags are old news. I worked in retail security as a store detective about (blimey) 14 years ago - they where being used back then to get round security systems.

Mind you they're not usually terribly effective, either that or the scrotes in Brighton weren't very good at making them.

Trevor Watt

How embarrassing! 

Does this mean I will be followed round M&S if I go in wearing my S&M Chastity belt?

How embarrassing!