Anyone who's ever sold a house knows there are a few tricks designed to entice buyers to part with their cash. For one, first appearences count, so move that dismantled Ford Cortina from the front garden. Second up, most buying decisions are made by women*, so make sure the kitchen and bathroom are 100 per cent. Thirdly, work to …
I'd love to see the estate agents face when he looks at the stats and shows them to the vendor.
I wonder why it's got so much interest and no viewings!
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