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If you've ever been confronted with a spill of beryllium particles (and let's face it, who hasn't, from time to time) you'll know that sweeping the little blighters up is tricky work. Good news, then, that a nuclear boffin has developed a new kind of wipe (patent pending) capable of picking up things even as tiny as beryllium …

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Anonymous Coward

Uh-Oh..

I can see the advert now..

"Try our new miracle cloth designed by US nuclear weapons scientists..

One wipe and BANG!!! - The dirt is gone.

Along with everything in a 40-mile radius."

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the emperor's new cloth

wow! just one wipe and it's as if there was nothing there to begin with!

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