Remove the last sentence. I haven't cringed that much in a very long time.

...for the love of christ, stop posting irrelevant drivel like this. Or if you absolutely have to, why not set up a subdomain like drivel.theregister.co.uk so that I don't have to see any of it? I can just imagine myself saying, 30 years hence, "The Register turned into stileproject.com so slowly I didn't notice".