I liked the idea of

"The man moves his buttocks and needs between 14 and 16 volts to do so, AC or DC."

It seems like there's a lot of dirty model railway figurines to be had.

I had a look at the maker Noch's website (www.noch.de), and if you take a look at the "Figuren und Ausschmückungen" section, there's quite a few laughs to be had... Hint: Look closely at the figures section...

Johan-Kr

They're not the first.

Next time you're at Legoland, take a closer look in the London area and look for some of the "adult" characters in the Soho area...

or at Babbacombe Model Village in Torquay, or Bekonscot Model Village in Buckinghamshire... both with surprisingly graphic nudest beaches hidden from casual view...