Foreigners looking to offload products on eBay UK would do well to think twice before availing themselves of the tat bazaar's translation service. That eBay sex doll in full Try this description of the delightful "beautiful young girl overall person" sex doll. Lovers of the English language are advised to pour themselves the …
That's some fine writing
It's enough to make anyone's g-enitals tingling. Now that I think about it, G-Enital would be a great name for a rapper. Take note, Death Row; I've got dibs! And all thanks to El Reg!
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